(Medical Emergency)
Millions of years ago God made the Earth
A Billion years later dinos made their birth
Trust me I keep thee house hippy-hippy-hot
Cos I got more rhymes than Great’s got Scott
When you see me driving up yr driveway walk
Lyrics more fresh than a celery stalk
Sport pink parachute pants ‘n’ a zacket
Pump thee bass so I don’t have to crack it
Crack? Who? What? Where? Rain? Fire? Wind?
Smack you back on yr chinny-chinny chin
Blow as hard as you want on my dizzy-dizzy door
It don’t take a club beat for me to pack thee floor
Computer manufactured fractured state
Of rap sells well – ohhh great…
Loosely based rhymes about booty in yr face
Less sense than Ecclesiastes 5:8
Call me “King of the Arable” I sing a parable
No Sunlite’s at thee battle? So unfairable!
Real hip hop’s been BLAOWBLIP blown to bits
Every station playing out rehashed hits
Lyrics so censored grills like dentures
What rap needs is a mentor
We lace up thee traces of emaciated realness
You better brace yerself cos yr body’s gonna feel this
Woo woo! Get in thee groove!
You flew when our flow went right thru thee roof
(Medical Emergency)
We’re the only ones in thee room who can boast
Step into thee battle arena ‘n’ yer toast
Cos yer going up against 3 killer flows
Writing lyrics with the power of the Holy Ghost
& we are known to bring it on
No Sunlite til thee break of dawn
$No Sunlite until thee break of dawn$
(Medical Emergency)
(Then comes the major surgery; the removal of the Whack ‘n’ the formation of the Science)
En Garde! No you can’t try my hop hip style
To keep big freight moving mile after mile
It’s a Medical Emergency of thee worst kind
A Beaver MC that has got no spine
(Spineless, Mindless, Can I Get A Witness?)
To get him in shape is going to take more than fitness
(Medical Emergency)
Medical Emergency or pedestal toppling?
Hop hip flips thee style improbably
But nothing is impossible with a genre wobbly
It needs an overhaul from our raw vocabulary
So we’re dropping loud beats, intensity, sound
Not +In A Silent Way+ Not Miles but now
How to make a Beaver feel +Kind of Blue+
Make him find a crew with a mind unglued
From their TV sets ‘n’ Pitchfork trends
NSFTM ‘n’ it never ends
(If you are experiencing a Medical Emergency, please hang up ‘n’ dial 1-800-CREAM)